How YOU Can Support TTC

TTC Here.

WOTTANG has spoken. We have enemies abound. World governments, continental and intercontinental coalitions, so called "activist groups", and other terrorists have threatened to tear down TTC and all we stand for. While WOTTANG is an ancient force that can never be destroyed, we are at grave risk of losing contact: permanently. That's why we need your help. Now.

If you want to support TTC, there are plenty of avenues to do so. One of the easiest, though, is helping us hide copies of an encrypted archive of critical files on land, sea, air, space, and space land, space sea, and space air (other planets, moons, asteroids, and celestial bodies). You can order one by mail from us, or make one yourself.

We are indeed very (rightfully) cagey about the locations of all of them, but our goal is to have a backup of some form on:

• every continent

• all recognized and unrecognized countries

• most if not all disputed territories

• active war zones (why? they're too hot for enemies of the TTC to come in and destroy them easily)

• the moon

• Mars

• Both of Mars' moons

• fired out into deep space

• each ocean

• possibly other planets and the moons of those planets

• also wet areas (debatably or otherwise) on those celestial bodies

• also air areas (debatably or otherwise) on those celestial bodies

These days, we are in the future. We have more tech at our pithy strands than any tangerine has had in the history of human civilization. And we must do all we can to preserve easy access to WOTTANG; for our children, our children's children, their children's children, their children's children, their children's children, and on and on. Perhaps, then, ascension will occur. For who, it is unclear. But we must make it there.

Signing off,

TTC