1) Gig Driver

User giggitygassed says:

I want to be a gig driver guys!!! What do I need???

Edit: OMG you guys are so great 😂😂😂 learned some valuable stuff I'll def take into my job 😉😉😉 all praise the holy trifecta looool 😂😂😂 I'll get my AC fixed haha

User Reply: driverdave

I've done this quite a few years now. Registration, good phone service, AC, clean car, camera for your safety :) Have fun!

User Reply: gas_gap_grass

driving gloves (better grip when weaving in and out of traffic at a couple felonies over the limit), an unregistered handheld monument to the 2nd amendment in the driver door (spare mags in plain sight in the cupholder, lets em know you've got one without the brandishing charge), sunglasses even if it's nighttime (never let them know your next move), and to make them more comfortable (they'll need it) a couple small bottles of water in the back seat cupholders

This is just for my city though, others may be different :) i think Portland requires mints in the car

User Reply: driverdave

@gas_gap_grass Please tell me you're letting the car drive if you're doing that...

User Reply: gas_gap_grass

why r would i recommend driving gloves if i'm letting the car drive? lol. i'm actually driving a client right now, i'm only going a bit above flow of traffic (using left shoulder cause left lane is moving a bit slow...) but yeah passenger wants to chat about my grass, so imma dump the gas, gap this slowass commuter next to me, and blow some fat white clouds (not the head gasket this time 😂😂😂) the holy trifecta :) :) :)

User Reply: driverdave

@gas_gap_grass Please just drive and get your passenger there safe... You don't want a murder charge.

User Reply: gas_gap_grass

lol, it's just manslaughter, not murder, plus i got it pled down to excessive vehicle noise last time so there wouldn't be any points against my license (dude was screaming soooooo much which is why i was able to argue it down to that lmaooooooo)

User Reply: giggitygassed

You bros are so funny 🤣🤣🤣 so much good info haha. I'll apply for the job tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣

User Reply: driverdave

Fuck.